Posts Tagged ‘Emmy’

Live! From Paradise! #253

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

It never fails. As soon as you’ve got your plans made and future organized, wham! The Universe comes up with something that changes everything.

Our plan for my horse brother, Huck the Spotless Appaloosa, had been in place for months. Gwen the Beautiful and I would go to Port Paradise with Emmy the Bold, Decker the Service Dog, and Ditsy Dixie, and Huck would remain on The Mountain with the Landry family, which was coming to stay at Cloud Creek Ranch while the rest of us were gone.

The Landrys were cool with this. They’re bringing half a dozen of their own horses anyway, as well as various children, grandchildren, and, as I understand it, a couple of dogs and a rooster. (And if that doesn’t keep the property hopping while Gwen and I are gone, I don’t know what will.)

As usual, Huck was curious about the arrangement. “How many horses?” he said when I told him the plan.

“Well,” I said, “they’ve got about a dozen, but I don’t know if they’re taking them all.”

“How many mares?” Huck said.

“About half of the herd.”

Huck’s ears twitched. He looked concerned. “The rest are stallions? I’m not too sure I like those odds.”

“Mostly geldings, I think,” I told him. “Maybe a couple of young studs.”

Huck isn’t a stallion. But he’s no ordinary gelding. In fact, it’s safe to say he’s the very proudest of “proud cuts.” So when he heard this, he whinnied loudly. Pounded the ground. “I’ll have to show them who’s boss.”

“It’ll turn out fine,” I said.

“Sure,” Huck said. But he didn’t sound sure at all.

I wasn’t that confident either. Huck and I have been together a long time, and to say he’s been spoiled doesn’t begin to do justice to just how spoiled he is. He’s the only horse I’ve ever known who really behaves like the star of a kids’ horse book. As a result, we’ve treated him more like a family member than, say, livestock.

Obviously, that was going to change.

Here, though, is where what Albert Camus called “the benign indifference of the Universe” clearly manifested itself. Just as I was starting to worry about the situation, up drove Marcia Helm.

Marcia’s a dog trainer, first and foremost, and she’s been doing the usual dog trainer things with the Cloud Creek pack, with excellent results. She’s also had her eye on Huck. (Hey, he’s pretty much irresistible to women anyway. Sorrel coat, white blaze, cream-colored mane, big eyes that look right into your heart.)

Marcia has great rapport with most animals, and every time she came over she’d spend a lot of time with Huck, giving him carrots and scratching his chin. “I really miss having horses,” she’d say. “I’ve got just the perfect area to fence in for one or two. How does he ride?”

Marcia stopped in our clearing, got out of her car. “Hey, Ms. Dog Whisperer,” I said. “Want to go for a ride?”

She knew I wasn’t talking about cruising down Main Street. A few minutes later, Marcia had all of Huck’s tack ready to go and was brushing and picking and getting him ready to roll. A few minutes after that, she was on his back —

And Huck was bucking.

Not a lot. Just enough to say, “Wait a minute here. It’s been a long time.”

Marcia was no novice to be easily thrown. She did better than just hold on, she let Huck know who was in charge…in a smooth, confident way that also showed him he was respected and loved. Huck trembled, then totally relaxed. Off they went together, around the clearing and down the driveway.

An hour later, when they came back, it wasn’t as horse and rider but as one beautiful being. A centaur. Contentment and exhaustion exuded from both.

“He wants to come home with me, ‘Dad,’” Marcia said. “Is it okay? Huh? Huh?”

I eyeballed Huck. “That what you want, My Brother?”

“Well, she’s not much of a listener,” Huck said. “And bossy? Whew!”

“I heard that,” Marcia said. She stepped out of the saddle, lighting on the ground.

“She is tall and blond,” I pointed out.

Huck blew out of the side of his mouth, the equine equivalent of a Happy Face. “And she’s got gentle hands,” he said.

“Heard that too,” Marcia said, and she hugged him.

The two of them beamed.

This weekend, Marcia’s fencing in a corral.

The Universe strikes again.

Larry Brody is an author, veteran television writer and producer. He, his wife and various animals divide their time between Marion County, Arkansas and Puget Sound. The other residents of the mythical town of Paradise reside entirely in his imagination and any resemblance to actual places or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Live! From Paradise! #249

Friday, March 5th, 2010

I’ve always marveled at the fact that the most consistent thing in life is change.

The paradox is so clear that no one even blinks when it’s pointed out.

Unless, that is, the change is occurring to you … and it’s not the kind of change you were wishing for.

Here at Cloud Creek Ranch, Gwen the Beautiful and I have been going through a couple of months of change, with no end in sight. And try as I may to be ready for the new — mostly by keeping myself open to the unexpected so I can go with it — I’ve got to admit that recent, current, and future changes have me … well, how about if I protect my feelings by saying “off-balance” and let it go at that?

My health’s turn for the worse is the “recent” change I’m talking about. And Gwen and I and all the spirits at Cloud Creek (both living and not-quite-material) have been deeply affected.

My body no longer lets me do the things it used to, leading to a situation where I have to face a future without Huck the Spotless Appaloosa. A couple of weeks ago, in this very space, I put out a call for possible caretakers or even owners (as if anyone could “own” a free soul like him!) for my horse brother.

At first, it looked like Burl Jr., Blues Singer Extraordinaire, was going to take Huck to his father’s farm, but that fell through when our still-sputtering economy cost Burl Sr., longtime Paradise Farmer of the Year, control of the spread he’s owned for almost fifty years. This was accompanied by the end of Burl, Jr.’s day job, which means that he, wife Tera, and toddler son Strummer have taken off on another road trip not merely in search of musical fame and fortune but in need of it to pay the bills.

Huck’s future, however, still seems provided for. Even as I write this, the Landry family is packing up for a move from the coast of Florida to The Mountain, to ensconce itself on the property. The Landrys are even bringing their own horses with them so Huck will have plenty of company.

This future change isn’t without its dark lining. The Landrys will be taking over both the Main House and the Annex because Gwen and I won’t be here. Remember last summer, when we spent a month in Port Paradise, on the Pacific Northwest coast? We’re headed back there for an indefinite period of time, to be closer to most of our family … and snug in the bosom of Youngest Daughter Amber and her Amazing Jeremiah.

The easiest way for anyone in Paradise to envision Port Paradise is to think of the Ozarks’ Victorian haven, Eureka Springs. Add oceanfront. Stir in classic wooden sailing ships, galleries galore, nearby Seattle’s modern medical facilities, and a devotion to Credence Clearwater Revival unmatched anywhere else in the world and you’ve got the setting for my recuperation.

Accompanying Gwen and me will be Emmy the Bold, Ditsy Dixie the Golden Lab, and Decker the Giant-Hearted.

In fact, Decker’s already there. Thanks to Our Friend the Dog Trainer, a loyal reader of all I’ve written here, Decker’s natural good-nature, intelligence, and acute awareness of his surroundings have been professionally honed, turning him into a full-fledged Service Dog.

Our Friend is refining Decker’s training now, so he’ll be able to accompany us wherever we go along Puget Sound and, at the command of, “Take us home,” return us to our car or front door.

The perfect companion for a couple as “directionally challenged” as Gwen and I have found ourselves to be over the years.

Because we’ll be living in a small space with the kind of rules and requirements that normally chafe me to the bone (and, who knows, may do that still), we’re unable to take Belle the Wary, Emmy’s daughter and Decker’s litter sister, and Bob the Very Careful Cat.

As a result, Gwen and I are looking for homes for both of these loyal, lovable, and (because who would expect the Brodys to have it any other way?) slightly eccentric friends. If anyone out there, current neighbors and readers and friends of friends, wants to know more about either of these two fine furballs, I guarantee a prompt reply to any email sent to my larrybrody@cloudcreek.org address.

So, there we have it. Change.

Inevitable.

Relentless.

Tearful.

Excuse me while I blink.

Larry Brody is an author, veteran television writer and producer. He, his wife and their dogs, cats, horses and chickens live in Marion County. The other residents of the mythical town of Paradise reside in his imagination, however, and any resemblance to actual places or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Originally published March 5, 2010

Live! From Paradise! #244

Friday, January 29th, 2010

I’ve written before about our dog, Emmy the Bold, Queen of the Cloud Creek Ranch pack.

Her puppy adventures running up mountains and merrily crashing down have left her with bone spurs, arthritis, and pain.

For awhile, Emmy’s condition slowed her down, but meds and her own internal fire have combined to keep her alive and continuing to play-play-play till she drops.

Most of that play is with the other dogs in the big yard behind the main house, but each dog also gets some alone time with Gwen the Beautiful or me.

For Emmy, that means playing football. Actually, it’s more of a game of Keep-Away with an under-inflated youth football. I take Emmy and the ball outside. Emmy allows me to punt it…and then she runs, catches the ball in her mouth, and prances around, daring me to snatch it away:

“C’mon! Yank this out of my mouth!” Followed by her battle cry, “I dare ya!”

I always do my best, but the only time I get the ball is when the dog gives me a break so I’ll keep playing. And after one kick she catches it and starts teasing all over again.

If you’re a dog person, you understand: This is fun.

Especially for Emmy.

Last week, though, I made a big mistake.

On one of her catches, Emmy punctured the ball. I couldn’t kick an empty rubber bladder very far, so I tossed it in the garbage and drove to Walmart, where I found something I couldn’t resist.

A pro, regulation model. On sale.

Its hide was much thicker than our old football’s, and it was filled solidly. And when I took it home and kicked it – wow!

I watched excitedly as the ball flew higher and farther than I’d ever kicked before. Emmy ran, leapt up for the catch —

And yelped as the football bounced from her grip.

Filled with her usual fire, Emmy pounced.

The ball squirted away.

Emmy circled, rushed from another angle —

And plain couldn’t hold on. The new ball was too big, too strong, for her to keep in her mouth.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, Dixie the Ditsy Lab picked that moment to pounce on the porch gate, jar it open, and rush out to join us —

Scooping up the football effortlessly and racing around the yard with her trophy.

Emmy sagged. Her ears drooped. For the first time in her life, she’d been defeated.

I’ve seen her posture on humans. It said, “I’m not who I thought I was. I’m not me anymore.”

For the rest of the day, Emmy moped and slunk. “You started this,” Gwen said. “Now you’ve got to fix it.”

My first attempt was a washout. I let some air out of the ball and went outside with Emmy. I punted…and watched as she ran to catch it.

And failed once more. She still couldn’t wrap her mouth around it.

I let out more air. Kicked again. This time Emmy didn’t even try to catch the ball. She just watched and whimpered.

The next day I went back to Walmart and bought exactly the model we’d played with before. Let out enough air so it was as soft and manageable as Ole Number One had been.

Emmy the No-Longer-So-Bold, the ball, and I went out to the yard. I kicked.

And Emmy ignored it.

I mean, she ignored everything:

The kick.

The ball.

Larry B.

Instead of trying to play, Emmy just turned her back and sat down.

“Nothing going on here,” she said with a yawn.

And went back into the house to sleep for 24 hours.

The following morning, Gwen woke me way too early. “Garbage pick-up today.”

“So?”

“So don’t you have something to do?”

I groaned.

But I knew what she meant.

I got out of bed, pulled on a pair of pants and three warm bathrobes. Drove down to the bottom of The Mountain, where I’d left the trash cans last night.

Twenty slimy minutes later I dug out what I was after, and that afternoon I took Emmy outside and showed it to her:

A punctured, empty, rubber bladder.

Emmy sniffed at it, watched as I kicked…

With a happy woof, she raced after her old pal. Plucked it out of the air. Ran off with a quick look my way.

“C’mon! Yank this bad boy out of my mouth! I dare ya!” she yelped.

Just a small victory, but that’s what she needed.

Emmy the Bold is back!

Larry Brody is an author, veteran television writer and producer . He, his wife and their dogs, cats, horses and chickens live in Marion County. The other residents of the mythical town of Paradise reside in his imagination, however, and any resemblance to actual places or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Originally published January 15, 2010

Live! From Paradise! #212

Friday, May 29th, 2009

I love when I learn something.

Especially when it’s completely unexpected.

Today’s case in point comes courtesy of the group of creatures Gwen the Beautiful and I have begun calling “The Cloud Creek Co-Conspirators.”

Huck the Spotless Appaloosa.

Rosie the Romantic Arabian.

Emmy the Bold.

Decker the Giant-Hearted.

Belle the Wary.

And Ditsy Dixie, the young yellow Lab who gives not one hint of being anywhere near growing up.

What is it they’ve been conspiring to do?

Ah, that’s what I’ve just learned.

Thanks to a nifty little gift given to me by Youngest Daughter Amber’s Boyfriend. A strap-on headlight I can wear to see into nooks and crannies in the house and across our property while keeping my hands free.

Yep, I look like an idiot wearing it. Absolutely. But without my headlight I never would’ve known what the Co-Conspirators were up to when the dogs barked and growled and and yowled in the night.

Without it, I would’ve (and did) believe I was saving the dogs from the horses, and the horses from the dogs, when, at 2 or 3 in the A.M., their frenzied noise forced me to wake up and stumble downstairs and outside.

There I would see shadowy dog forms leaping at equally shadowy horses whose heads were pushed over the fence separating the backyard from the corral. Worried about the safety of all the creatures involved (and eager to get back to sleep, glorious sleep!), I would call the dogs and they’d come running inside.

Decker and Belle would curl up on the floor of the great room, while Emmy and Dixie bounded upstairs to hog as much space as they could on our not-so-big bed. Secure in the knowledge that I’d prevented at least one if not several veterinary emergencies, I’d get back under the blankets with Gwen and snore away.

Until a couple of hours later, when the dogs would sound off again as though the most life-threatening critters anywhere had appeared on the porch and, with more than a little encouragement from my worried wife, I’d rush down and let them outside again.

It was no easy gig, the Doggy Doorman thing.

Until a couple of nights ago, when I discovered what really was going on. I woke up before the barking started and, driven by my unending curiosity, I strapped on my new headlight and slipped outside to see Huck moseying across the corral to the fence with Rosie right behind.

I’d always thought the horses and dogs spoke separate languages, but in the new illumination, I watched as Huck looked over at Emmy and called out with a whinny. “Emmy? You ready?”

“Absolutely,” Emmy barked.

Huck turned to Rosie. “Ready,” she said.

Emmy whined at the other dogs. “Ready,” they too said.

Ms. The Bold turned back to Huck. “Go for it, my friend.”

Huck made a sound like a laugh, and there went his head, over the fence and then down toward the grass. Immediately, Emmy pounced at him. But Huck was faster than she was. She got nothing but air as he jerked his head up.

Huck nickered, like another laugh. “Missed!”

“Try again, big guy,” said Emmy, and she backed away just a bit to give him room, even as the other dogs moved in closer.

Huck did his head-over-the-fence thing again, and beside him, Rosie did the same. Emmy and the other dogs sprang at them.

And the usual wild cacophony ensued, animal voices punctuated by hoofbeats as the horses pounded the turf and bucked and reared, keeping the dogs at bay. Only Dixie came close to either of their faces, by springing up and down like Tigger in the old Disney Winnie-the-Pooh cartoons.

“Stop!” I roared. And, to the dogs: “Get over here! Now!”

Three dogs rushed to me. Only Emmy held back, and that was for just a few seconds, a time so short I wouldn’t have noticed it if not for the headlight. A few seconds in which she turned back to Huck and winked. “Thanks, Hucky,” she said.

“See you in a few,” was Huck’s reply.

But he didn’t see them till after sunrise. Because when the dogs made their “We’ve got to get out of here! Now!” move, neither Gwen nor I responded.

Because now we knew the truth. Danger? Ha!

Nothing was going on out there but a conspiracy.

The Cloud Creek Co-Conspirators just wanted to have fun.

Larry Brody is an author, veteran television writer and producer and creative director of Cloud Creek Institute for the Arts. He, his wife and their dogs, cats, horses and chickens live in Marion County. The other residents of the mythical town of Paradise reside in his imagination, however, and any resemblance to actual places or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Originally published May 29, 2009