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Live! From Paradise! #257

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Dwayne the Earth Mover called the other day, and he sounded even more surprised than I did.

“Larry B! How you doing? Why didn’t you say good-bye?”

It’s been almost a year since I saw Dwayne last, so it took me a moment to recognize the voice. That seemed to be fine with him because he plunged right on:

“Here I am, figuring life’s like always and you and Gwen the Beautiful are dancing and loving and living the dream, and then I hear from Brannigan that you’ve gone and departed your Mountain for some flatland that’ll be on the ocean floor any day!”

“It’s just for awhile,” I said. “Gwen told Elizabeth what was happening when we saw her at the bank.”

At the mention of his wife, Dwayne was silent for so long I thought his cell had dropped the connection. Then, with his usual fast-talking effervescence: “So what’s it like, starting over in a new place?”

“Tougher than I thought, that’s for sure. Been here a month and still haven’t found the TV remote. The dogs can’t get it into their heads that they don’t have to announce every visitor anymore. Met the neighbor across the street when she came outside to yell at me for yelling in the neighborhood because I was calling out to another neighbor —”

I stopped myself. Because I realized I was running on about…well, about the same kinds of things every move to a new home has brought to my life.

I remembered when I went off to grad school at the University of Iowa and was stopped for speeding just as I crossed the state line. State Trooper got out of his car and came over to my window with a big smile on his face. “Welcome to Iowa, sir!” he said. “Drivers license, please….”

Then there was the time I whisked Gwen to Santa Fe. We’d just gotten married in Vegas, where an Elvis impersonator walked us down the aisle at the Graceland Wedding Chapel and were about to settle down in a house I’d rented on the Santa Clara Pueblo just north of town.

We were treating the drive like a honeymoon. Until we got to Kingman, Arizona, where my hot new truck got so hot it caught fire on I-40. While a local dealer waited for the new driveshaft the truck needed, Gwen and I drove on in a rental car and got home just in time to learn that, as beautiful and modern as the house was, the builders had neglected to install one necessary ingredient.

A heating system that worked.

And how could I forget the first time I wrote anything in this space? It was about an event our first week in Arkansas. When the horse transporters pulled onto the Cloud Creek Ranch driveway with Huck the Spotless Appaloosa and Elaine the Not So Wild Mustang. And promptly got stuck in the mud. For a good long time there it seemed as though the wranglers were going to be permanent residents of The Mountain with us.

None of these things compare, though with the Biggest Move I Ever Made. The one to L.A.

It was over 40 years ago, but I still can picture every detail of the night I arrived at LAX. I was heading for the baggage carousel when a white-haired old lady collapsed to the floor in front of the chute.

Immediately, her companion, an only slightly less white-haired woman, bent down to help, wailing, “Somebody get a doctor! My friend is dying! Get a doctor, please!”

That’s when the baggage started coming down. As I stood there, not able to make myself move, I saw all the other passengers surge forward, stepping over the two women without the slightest visible hesitation, and getting their bags.

Another passenger from the flight turned to me. “Hey, kid,” he said. “Welcome to L.A….”

Dwayne didn’t say much as I told him all this. When I finished, he laughed but didn’t sound amused. “The reason Elizabeth didn’t tell me you were going was that we don’t talk much anymore. Me working in Little Rock, her in Paradise, we kinda came to a parting of the ways.”

“I’m sorry, Dwayne,” I said.

“Thanks,” Dwayne said. “And for the stories too. But I hope you understand, bud. Way things are, I’d rather be stuck in the worst beginning ever than the ending I’m in now.”

I didn’t disagree.

Larry Brody is an author, veteran television writer and producer. He, his wife and their various animals divide their time between the Ozark Mountains and Puget Sound. The other residents of Larry’s mythical Paradise reside entirely in his imagination and any resemblance to actual places or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Live! From Paradise! #254

Friday, April 9th, 2010

As a result of my recent heart attack and quintuple bypass surgery, Gwen the Beautiful and I have gotten a place in Washington State closer to the rest of our family, along the body of water I think of now as Paradise Sound.

We spent our first night on the West Coast in Seattle, which meant we had our choice of great food and even greater company, Youngest Daughter Amber and Jeremiah the Rugged, who took us for something we’d never been able to get in the Ozarks.

Sushi. Fresh and tasty.

We love hanging with our daughter and sorta-son-in-law. They’re young, intelligent, talented, and, best of all, eager and excited about the myriad possibilities stretching out from this point in their lives.

We didn’t have them all to ourselves for very long, though. Not after I heard a familiar voice just a couple of feet away.

The last time I saw Pete the Wild Man was during the ’90s. He was one of the most in-demand composers in television, scoring three different hit shows and providing theme songs I’m sure many people remember.

Before that, Pete had been a guitarist with a major rock band and, after his over-indulgences became too much even in the days of rockers trashing hotel rooms, limos, and private jets, he’d become a successful session player in L.A.

That’s when he met Madeline. Maddy was an aspiring actress, one of what were known as “those girls,” beautiful young women who frequented all the right places in all the right ways.

What I remembered most about Maddy wasn’t her beauty but her intelligence. In an era where the Rocket to Stardom opened its hatch readily for well-shaped and agreeable ditzes, Maddy was a contrarian with a brain.

Instead of bending over backwards to be what the sugar daddies wanted, she stood her ground, and got what she wanted anyway.

Pete’s first words to me about her said it all. “Some people go along for the ride. Some live like chess players, planning strategy two or three moves ahead. But Maddy’s a general who sees not just the outcome of the battle but how both sides’ll come out of the occupation 20 years down the line.”

(Yep, Pete may have been an insane rocker, but that’s how he spoke.)

Kind of the way Maddy thought.

They were perfect for each other and knew it. Theirs was a love so true that it made Pete over into the hard-working, dedicated, go-to kinda guy with whom I loved working. Maddy changed too. No more cattle call auditions. No more clubbing. She was the Queen of the Mulholland Drive house Pete shared with her, and together they made it a magical retreat.

I’d always been sorry we’d lost touch, so there at the sushi place I was thrilled when I heard:

“Harry Connick Jr. tickets are going for how much? Are they insane? The promoter must be Canadian. Only a Canadian would think @$#ing Harry @$#ing Connick @$#ing Junior had soul.”

I knew that indignation well and leaned over to the speaker. “Hey, he’s got more than Michael Buble.”

“Michael Buble’s not fit to carry Connick’s toiletries—”

And then Pete got it. “Larry B! You survived!”

I can’t remember when I’ve felt a bigger hug. Pete and I held each other tightly. Then he was turning to Gwen, and I was looking at Maddy.

“Gwen!”

“Maddy!”

More hugs. Introductions to Amber and Jeremiah. Happiness all around.

It was a wonderful welcome to a new place. An evening of catching up and celebration. The best part was how clear it was that Pete and Maddy still loved each other like crazy, and how good that made the rest of us feel.

Finally, Pete and Maddy had to go. Pete stood up and went around to Maddy’s chair. He did more than give her his arm. Very carefully, he helped her to her feet and handed her a pair of canes that had been leaning against an empty table nearby.

Maddy secured the canes to her wrists, one at a time. The process seemed to exhaust her, but she just smiled and accepted our surprise. “M.S.,” she said. “Going on year 13 and I’m still mobile. Sometimes anyway.”

Six people exchanged kisses in various combinations. “You’ve got my number now,” Pete said. “If you don’t call after you’re settled in on Paradise Sound I’ll make the place look like the Hollywood Holiday Inn the morning they banned me.”

I watched as Pete slowly helped Maddy outside. Turned to Gwen and the kids. “I always thought of them as the world’s luckiest couple,” I said.

Gwen and Amber replied with the same words at the same time.

“They are,” they said.

Larry Brody is an author, veteran television writer and producer. He, his wife and their various animals divide their time between Marion County, Arkansas and Puget Sound. The other residents of Larry’s mythical Paradise reside entirely in his imagination and any resemblance to actual places or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.