…But if I had, I would’ve posted these:

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DEEP THOUGHTS (AND SHALLOW ONES) FROM A WRITER-PRODUCER-POET-COLUMNIST WHO'S STILL TRYING TO FIGURE THINGS OUT
…But if I had, I would’ve posted these:
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Man Martin strikes again!
He’s been revising the Judeo-Christian Bible for several weeks now, chapter by chapter.
Whatta you think? Will the Bible survive?
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And these are the bright side:
Found on our friendly and oh-so-worldly interwebs.
Happy first of December, gang!
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…Or maybe totally apart. Who can say?
Anyway:
As the rich folks say, “Ta!” (Except they say it languidly, sans exclamation point.)
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