Today I Learned…

…That even the least consequential life event can be a true learning experience.

TIL (that’s “Today I Learned,” according to the wise users of Reddit.Com) that Mary Worth’s boyfriend (did you know his name was Jeff? I already did so I’ll just move on) is rich? I didn’t either.

Until I saw this:

But that’s not all I learned. I also learned that not only is Jeff not just another comic strip middle class something or other he’s also the kind of rich motherfucker who happily has had theĀ VERY SAME NOSE JOB as Mary her very self:

So much for middle class, down-to-earth Mary…Jeff.

Or, to belabor a point I’ve clearly made all to often on this blog:


Mary Worth is of course