LB’S NOTE: Yes, it’s true. I’ve been doing a little table-listening at a nearby – erm – yacht club. (Sorry about that.) Here’s what I heard the other day.
He: I’m sick and tired of hanging with people who don’t give a fuck.
She: I give a fuck. Hell, I give tons of fucks.
He: Really? You don’t show that very often.
She: Well, I’m, you know, hoarding them for now.