“A catheter is like an ex-spouse. The best day with it is worse than the worst day without it.”
Is this joke tasteless? Of course it is. But I’m doing the best I can to rid myself of everything my recent medical experience, um, loaded into me.
Look at the bright side, beloved visitors. At least I haven’t found an appropriate New Yorker style cartoon illo to accompany this.
Yet.
LYMI,
LB